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License to COW
Party of the first part agrees that party of the second part
shall not be responsible for any damages caused to data or
hardware owned by party of the first part, including without
limitation the rendering of such hardware into a door-stop
or other propping device, resulting from the installation,
uninstallation, operation or running-amok of the accompanying
software (such software being hereinafter referred to as the
"Mod"), whether or not such damages are the result of any
negligence, gross-negligence, malfeasance or lame-ass stoopidity
on the part of party of the second part.
Party of the second part explicitly disclaims any warranties,
implied or express, including without limitation any implied
warranties with respect to usability or fitness for a particular
purpose (such purposes to include, for the avoidance of doubt,
fragging), of the Mod; and more particularly with respect
to any change in party of the first part's ability to score
with third parties, of opposing gender or otherwise, following
installation and operation of the Mod. Party of the second
part also explicitly disclaims any obligation to refer to
party of the first part in respectful terms during operation
by party of the first part of the Mod, and party of the first
part agrees that party of the second part shall, irrespective
of any other obligation hereunder and without prior notice,
be entitled to taunt, mock, belittle, slander, question the
manhood of and otherwise dis party of the first part.
Party of the first part further agrees that any and all jokes,
one-liners, humorous phrases (intentionally or unintentionally
so) or puns, whether communicated by party of the first part
to party of the second part or to any third party (or, in
the case of operation under Windows 2000, to no one at all),
uttured or typed, as the case may be, in connection with the
use or operation of the Mod, whether or not communicated in
respect of any whoopie-cushion specials delivered or received
in conjunction therewith, shall become the sole property of
party of the second part, who shall thereinafter be entitled
to all rights of ownership of any and all of the foregoing.
Sincerely,
Team BattleZone,
Call of the Wild Division
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